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Ghetto situations

Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.

Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.

Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
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shituation

Jack: Hurry Up... I'm trying to avoid a shituation..

Sherry: I'm going as fast as I can, you will just have to hold it a little longer

Jack: Hurry, i have the RUNS....
by GBoy81 June 28, 2009
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shituation

a shitty situation, the word is meant to remove bad, terrible and awful as adjectives to the word situation
man im in another shituation, my gf just caught me cheating!
by yasibasi May 8, 2011
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Shituation

When you really have to poop and suddenly realize there is no toilet paper...
In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.
by PetsorMeat‽ September 10, 2011
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Shituation

A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.
"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."
by FlippDogg August 20, 2016
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situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.
I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.
by ebbets September 3, 2007
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Situatio

A word used to describe the act of receiving/giving felatio in a dire circumstance.
Julia Gillard was, unbeknownst to the crowd, the one behind the 'situatio' as Abbot spoke his bullshit.
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