Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

by HanzHumpfry March 17, 2016

The Kansas city shuffle

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.

Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."

by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 10, 2009

The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.

Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free

by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

G-unit shuffle

G-unit shuffle:
While in bed when a woman is on top of a man the man slowly “shuffles” away from the women while applying a small amount of pressure to the women’s shoulders to indicate that the women should perform oral sex

Last night I used the G-unit shuffle with Sally and boy was it great

by 80 (Franchise) June 16, 2006

Suboxone Shuffle

A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.

Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.

by cheezflavrd January 29, 2010