stink salsa

The watery, chunky cousin of the stink pickle

I hit Taco Bell last night for dinner, and this morning, when I woke up, I sprayed the bowl with stink salsa. It looked like brewing up brown cheese

by Muttley the Wonder Dog November 10, 2007

la salsa

to be saucy
(halfway bitchy)

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...

by Everyone in the whole wide world January 16, 2008

love sealer

When you meet someone in an MMO (preferably of the opposite sex), talk to them every day for 2 years, then finally meet in real life and "seal your love". You have successfully become "the love sealer".

NOTE: Said long distance love might only last about 3-4 months because online acquaintances are limited to... your ingame avatar. Otherwise, you'll constantly be at each other's throats about real couple's issues.

Armand: I can't believe you let that guy sleep with you before you gave me a chance to be the love sealer.
Jenesse: You're a fucking idiot.

by Mista Bushido November 27, 2009

Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.

guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"

by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015

chips & salsa

sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)

I'm going to have chips & salsa.

by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016