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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.
Sgt seals Has a very small penis
by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018
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drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024
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seal

A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.
Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her
by apwiz February 9, 2020
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Robby The Seal

Pingu's best friend who makes alot of funny noises.
Robby The Seal is my favourite character from Pingu
by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
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