When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
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“I woke up hungover, the kitchen smelled like burnt Hot Pockets and lube, and there was a Filthy Raymond passed out on my couch wearing my bathrobe with no pants — again.”
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“I woke up hungover, the kitchen smelled like burnt Hot Pockets and lube, and there was a Filthy Raymond passed out on my couch wearing my bathrobe with no pants — again.”
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Example: "Rationally, she knew the odds of her marriage lasting were statistically bleak. Meta-rationally, she chose to commit anyway, understanding that the irrational leap of faith was necessary to create the trust and bond the statistics could never measure. She called it 'statistically informed love.'" Meta-Rationality
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Example: "At the funeral, his hasty rationality was jarring: 'Statistically, driving here was more dangerous than the illness that killed him. Our grief is therefore irrational.' He'd calculated the risks correctly but rationalized away the human context at a wildly inappropriate speed."
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