Redneck Mineral Water 

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

Redneck Mineral Water by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Redneck Superglue 

Duct tape, or more specifically the old tale that duct tape fixes everything, and is used by those born into a rural background instead of using the proper tools to fix car engines, computer parts, chairs, etc. but is only used a short -term solution until the right materials can found.

John: Hey Beals my car broke down I think the engine blew a valve. Got some Redneck Superglue?

Beals: yeah but remember Redneck Superglue is just a quick fix, you should still see a mechanic

Redneck Superglue by mr. cannonball walter September 25, 2011

Redneck Breakup Game 

When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.

Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game

Redneck Breakup Game by stamoosong July 25, 2011

redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.

I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.

redneck rental by naked_guy January 21, 2012

redneck spare tire 

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

redneck spare tire by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

Redneck Salty 

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

Redneck Salty by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

redneck island 

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine

"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"

redneck island by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013