Angry Q-tip

when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bitches ear now shes angry cause she looks like she has the cotton from the Q-tip hanging from her ear.

My bitch michael got mad that i did an angry Q-tip on him now he has to clean his ears.

by johnny whittherspoone January 6, 2009

Christopher Q. Willis

“Made America playa again.”

America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.

by obri May 30, 2023

Polypian Q Pleppoon

Short for Pleb, in this case a particularly hard-core member of the lower orders, a prole, one of the hoi polloi, the Great Unwashed. A crude crass gross-grain, graceless and charmless. Has no culture or learning and don't want none neither. Compare les plepons in French, i pieponi in Italian: a word with pedigree.

Polypian Q PLeppoon can't read the News of the World any more, insofar as he can read at all. Maybe he got it for the pictures. I wonder what he will do now? I suppose he's still got Git Magazine. He'll probably smoke yet more pungent cheap fags, drink more evil-smelling cheap beer, and hold more loud parties for the benefit of local council scum who swarm over his slutty daughter like flies over a specially luscious turd.

by Mr Thin December 24, 2012

the boy named "Q"

This is a boy whose name begins with a Q so everyone just calls him Q. He is very cute and all the ladies love him, especially the dirty ones, they cant seem to leave him alone. He is a tall linky kid who believes he is a meathead. He is very caring and very innocent, but he knows how to party with the boys. He is going to be the average white dad, he is halfway there because he already drinks black coffee. But Q is annoying because he wont be a thing with any girl because he is going to college in like a long time so he doesnt wanna break anyones heart. but its not like i like Q or anything.

Omg look, its the boy named "Q"

by mak daddy money February 14, 2019

q user kit

Super cute and awesome person who we actualyl stan they r epic epic!!! ye!!!! woooo!!!!

have u talked to q user kit i think im in love

by Kenjifan369 November 20, 2021

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016