Discord Puppy

The male version of a discord kitten but instead of kitten it’s puppy

Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell

by Spergs December 16, 2022

puppy

a person that acts like a baby or copycat or trying to be somthing that there not or someone that bothers you to much ect.

person1:lin's a puppy.
person2:yeah she took my style.

by Aysia April 28, 2007

Puppy Pile

A puppy pile is when a group of inebriated adults decide it's a better idea to jump in the closest bed available, with whatever lack of clothing they still have on, and cuddle like a pile of puppies, until sobriety catches up with them, and they individually sneek out the back door.

*drunk in hot tub*
'Leona' - "we're out of beer! Let's go make a puppy pile!"
'JoJo' - "That sound's amazing! What's a puppy pile?"
'Leona' - "You, Z, your husband and I go crash in you'r bed!"

by leonaluv August 22, 2010

Lost Puppy

Someone completely incapable of doing their job and/or just simple task.

Today was horrible. I was stuck with a Lost Puppy and I had to pick up his slack all day.

by B-Dev March 6, 2012

Puppy Slut

A female (usually in college) that is more willing to go home with a dude if he owns a puppy, or any other kind of adorable animal.

Friend: Oh my god. Why did you sleep with him?
Puppy slut: He said he had a dog I could play with at his house.

by davidmichaeltosh September 30, 2012

slut puppy

Woman or man who chased married people, single people, dead people, and people. Often a disease ridden parasite, they enjoy destroying marriages, passing along their latest infection, and screwing whatever walks by.

She is such a slut puppy, she'd do my dog if he would stand still long enough.

by GD February 9, 2005

Pig puppy

A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.

My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.

by flutterby33 November 13, 2010