armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

Most Perfect Face

Someone with a face ratio called the Golden Ratio i.e 1.168

“Did you know that Jin has the most perfect face!?”

“Im not even suprised. It's KSJ we're talking about"

by CarvedGhost June 10, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.

Can I get a pumpkin loaf? No. Ok perfect.

by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022

Frame Perfect

A trick in many games (Smash Bros, Geometry Dash, almost anything speedrunning) that involves making inputs in a single frame.
Basically just a really hard timing.

That frame perfect is really hard to pull off.

by some random guy on urban dict October 1, 2023

Way more perfect than anything

Ashley

Ashley is way more perfect than anything

by Saucydoge May 8, 2021