Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

patty fashion

a remarkable way ; grand entrance ; done the best way.

That was done in total patty fashion!

by yeahumhmmmmm August 15, 2022

Patti

Malayalam word for calling someone a dog in a rude way

Nee poda patti, meaning go fuck off you dog

by Agent Darkreep May 2, 2024

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

saint on this patty

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023