by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Mate, THE Patty Nao Patty Roache is a force to be reckoned with, an absolute freak of nature. with one pull of his pecker he can put out a house fire with his extraordinary amounts of semen and can use his ball sack as a lasso to hunt and catch anyone or anything down. as the heir to the Khan family the enormous amount of asian blood that flows through his veins is astounding he can pick up a car with his little toe and bench the statue of liberty after a good stretch. he's down to do anything be it 3am or 5pm he will always come thru
by Ifeelsobad November 23, 2021

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

by London 2017 September 22, 2017

by Thegreatganjalord September 12, 2015
