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Panic! At The Disco

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.
Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.
by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023
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Gay panic

1. When a person experiences a feeling of nervousness or excitement after having an interaction with a person of the same gender they are romantically/sexually attracted to.

2. When someone else finds out about your sexuality without you intending them to.
1. "Omg my crush just spoke to me, I'm having a gay panic moment!"

2. Them:" Wait, she? I thought you're straight "
You: *in gay panic mod*
by Cheesecake_101 March 31, 2023
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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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Panic

Nah, don't- Don't (fucking) listen to Megyn.
Hym "Panic. Now is the time. There is no other solution. Homicidal rage in all directions. Now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
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Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024
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A panic attack

As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.
Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.
I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.
by Golgi727 March 30, 2024
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