polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 11, 2010

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.

A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.

by B smith October 25, 2007

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"

I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.

by jtinax3 March 24, 2008

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs August 31, 2007

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names November 13, 2007

Polish Sunrise

The definition of the Polish Sunrise is the following:

1 Gallon of Sunny Delight
- Flavor of Choice will do

1/4 of Absolut Vodka

1/4 of Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Shake well and Enjoy

No need for examples...just please be of Legal Age if you plan to make Polish Sunrise

by PtrkG83 November 22, 2011