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pimp my dick

To get and the best and most defined penis size enlargement and look you can possibly get.
Me: Doctor I want to pimp my dick.
Dr. Rosenberg: Mazel Tov. Let's start the process.
by superbipolar420 September 3, 2016
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pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.
by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017
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Pimp Up Pi

Make the number π look sexier by expressing it equivalently or approximately in an expression of numbers or/and constants—for example, π = 1 – 1/3 + 1/5 – 1/7 + 1/9 – 1/11 + ⋯, π ≈ √2 + √3, π⁴ + π⁵ ≈ e⁶, and π rad = 180°.
To get othersattention to its numerical beauty, mathematicians never fail to pimp up pi.
by MathPlus October 14, 2021
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pimp cat

A very large cat that gets you all dem hoes
lonely man : I have no hoes I'm very sad.
Pimp man: then try a pimp cat!
by CamoCat325 April 9, 2022
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Camo Pimp

A member of the Military that can meet up with and seduce many women at once. Must be in the Uniformed Armed Services. Must be able to Pull Women like a flat bed to a mini-van. Must be known around the base as a real ladies man and must be polite or stone cold, depending on the situation. Has mad game and when one lady gets to hooked he knows when to drop that broad and pick up her friend.
Hey did you see Sgt. Smith last night at the club?

Yeah he had 3 women fighting over him and one on his arm and the other buying him a drink.

What a Camo Pimp!
by MilitaryMan5 April 14, 2010
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Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013
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popo pimp

An older man who drives an expensive car or is immeasurably wealthy.
Hey, I saw a popo pimp the other day.

Oh yeah? Where?
Down by the yacht club, he had a gold chain on his neck and everything.
by plaidmaster April 16, 2014
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