Council House Passport

The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.

"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."

by betamax February 16, 2006

cracker pass

To have permission from a white friend to use the word cracker. It’s similar to the n card except for white people

Rashmid: Yo evan, whasup my cracker!

Evan: Bro the fuck. that’s racist

Rashmid: Nah it’s good bro. I have the cracker pass from jeremy

by MothaFuckinG November 12, 2018

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pasting

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

by Carnictus May 6, 2012

Passport Stamp

A personal trophy for having sex with a foreigner

"I went to Canada to get my Passport Stamped"

by whatarewordsworth October 20, 2009

Passion Pit

A drive-in theater in the 50's where couples would go to make out.

"Debbie and I are going to the passion pit."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Lucky, Gretchen and I are just having dinner with my mother."

by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy March 27, 2015

Boy Paste

Another term for man fat, jism or spunk. Usually served warm

"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"

by Jules the King January 17, 2008