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Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.
Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.
by Nicqo January 11, 2020
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Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
by Arrowshot October 16, 2017
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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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Grundle Goblin

Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.
by Dr Definition December 31, 2018
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Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
by J Wizzy August 23, 2022
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Goblin Hours

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI
"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"
by McScrumpy May 12, 2023
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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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