Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.

I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!

by repptile March 30, 2009

fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes

Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card

by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.

Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...

by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020

cReddit card

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.

I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020