Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.

“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.

by Stony Super November 2, 2018

The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

Infi-nut

Upon ejaculation of male genitals, the individual endures a prolonged extension of the pleasureful sensation of ejaculation. Infi-nut, "infi" derived from infinite, connotates an infinite ejaculation, this is a hyperbole.

"Dude the best thing happened to me yesterday"
"What?"
"When I beat my meat, a got an infi-nut."
"What's that?"
"It's when you nut but for 5 to 10 seconds it still feels like your nutting!"
"HAHA WTF! I want that."

by surviveandthrive November 29, 2018

Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

Nut Pit

The opposite of an armpit. The place where one of your testicles meets your thigh.

"Dude, did you even put deodorant on your nut pits!?!?"
"The reason your nuts smell is because you don't clean your nut pits..."

by Jurgy April 30, 2012