Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Exclusionary White Supremacism

Also called JEWSism (acronym unintentional). A form of white supremacism which excludes white jewish people due to the belief that they are not white. This belief is often held by neo-nazis. It is similar to trans exclusionary radical feminism as it also excludes a group that should be protected under the ideology due to bigotry.

Kanye West believes in jewish exclusionary white supremacism.

by Shugunou March 5, 2023

Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated

oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards

by on god frfr March 27, 2023

jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do

"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz

by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023

Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.

Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy

by Callivan January 18, 2023

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023