Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage February 26, 2012
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Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.
Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.
by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023
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Taswell Jesse

A freak of nature whom abuses what he has and ends up with nothing after his what are of thinking on being cool
You Be such a Taswell Jesse
by ChizzMaster August 08, 2015
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Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.
"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".
by ThotDaddy69420 June 05, 2022
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The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.
Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.
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jesse lloyd

Jesse Lloyd is a ginger who acts like an idiot most of the time. He usually does his best to make you laugh and if he fails, he'll do his best to make you feel better. Most people look at him as an average kid, others see him as a joke, i see him as amazing. The few peoplw that are lucky enough to know him should be grateful because he's just great. And if your lucky enough to be his lover u better keep him because he's a one in a million expirience and you won't forget him.
by Amber jay April 03, 2018
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