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MONKE

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO GETS ABSOLUTE ASS OR “BUTT” WHEN EVER THEY PLEASE AND HAS THE POWER TO RIZZ THOSE WHO THEY DESIRE.SOMEONE WHO CAN GET ANY GIRL OR FUCK ANY BITCH THEY WANT OR AFTER GETTING PUSSY
Yo WADE N CALEB GOT HELLA MONKE AT DA PARTY

YO I GOT MONKE LAST NIGHT HER SHI WAS IGH SHE GAVE DAT SLOPPY IN DA MOVIES.

Yo GO SMACK AT DAT MONKE RIGH THERE
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys
hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke
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monke

A colloquial term referring to all non-human primates.
Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.
by Jeremy ''From Wyoming'' Sutton October 17, 2021
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Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).
-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*
by Moorson October 1, 2020
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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