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Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.
by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022
mugGet the Mommy dickmug.

Mommy

Mommy drove me around tonight and bought me several illegal substances.
by SwaggyPeen06 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Mommymug.

mommy

the mean lady that drops me off at my friends houses and makes me do the dishes
by beefstick78 August 4, 2021
mugGet the mommymug.

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
mugGet the Ranch Mommymug.

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
mugGet the salty mommymug.

mommy

the person the coochie u came out of
cum here mommy
by urjuicymommy April 28, 2022
mugGet the mommymug.

Mommy

jerry loves to call his girlfriend mommy.
by Bri_meens March 13, 2022
mugGet the Mommymug.

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