Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."
Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."
Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."
by Medixx July 17, 2018

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

by Dadoforange August 12, 2018
