micaela is the kindest most bodacious gal out there. she has the strangest hair but it really works for her. micaela always sleeps with clothes in her bed, it’s just one of many funny little quirks. she’s so rad and is one of those people that could roller skate around the grocery store and nobody would say anything. she loves to crochet, it adds to her grandmacore vibe.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
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