oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

by J.Tuna May 13, 2023

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Get the oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?mug.

hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

dank

i love my new hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

by Redcodi January 5, 2022

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Get the hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate senimug.

oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

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Get the oi shut up you neek your bare clapped matemug.

2k with the doh my mates

2k with the doh my mates refers to a group of youthful lads, including ET, Billy-Joe, and Seb Rossi. Seb rossi is the worst of them all.

"2k with the doh my mates" Person 1
"broooo doh my" Person 2
"ok but are u tryna hop on" Person 1
"ye alr" Person 2
"fr" Person 1
"get on then, u scared?" Person 1
"ill be on in 5" Person 2
"alr bet" Person 1
"see u soon" Person 2
"bye" Person 1

by skibidifanumtax October 29, 2024

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