A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
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another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
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Get the Mates mug.Best nigga around. Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend and beat you on fifa. He probably haves brown hair and brown eyes, has an enourmeus cock too. Second name "Chad" because why not. He can go suddenly missing from life for 2 months and rarely comes to school. Out of control
when comes in contact with alcohol. Lost brother from Chunk Norris.
when comes in contact with alcohol. Lost brother from Chunk Norris.
1. Damn nigga you must be Mate. Never seen so many women around one guy.
2. What the fuck is this? Think I have a Mate in my house.
3. Don't drink bro, you will end up like Mate.
2. What the fuck is this? Think I have a Mate in my house.
3. Don't drink bro, you will end up like Mate.
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