A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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It is defined by catching yourself using their phrases and quirks, realizing they have woven themselves into your identity. It is checking the weather in a city where you don't even live, just to feel closer to them. They become the quiet prayer you whisper again and again in every moment of silence.
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Ultimately, it is the overwhelming desire to talk, soul to soul, because the longing has become too loud to be contained only in text message.
I check the weather in his city every morning because he is the light that makes the day, and I need to hear his voice.
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