A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
by J.Tuna May 13, 2023
Get the oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?mug. by Redcodi January 5, 2022
Get the hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate senimug. "yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
Get the oi shut up you neek your bare clapped matemug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023
Get the No Matesmug. by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023
Get the ya wot matemug. by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019
Get the Matemug.