leo

piece of shit bad zodiac sign that needs 2 be erased

person 1: how is bob doing?
person 2: i cut that hoe off cause he's a leo

by lavenderdabaddest September 28, 2020

Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.

Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.

by Inquiry.MATRIX September 30, 2020

Leo

A kind loving girl who will always be there for you,trust ive known one since reception and she's still there for me.she is short crazy and funny.she will always be there for you.

Leo-how are you?? x
Me-*tells her the random shit that's making me feel upset*
Leo-fuck it let's go gets some food and go to the park

by Lollie Pops October 16, 2020

Leo

A Leo is a person who is a Leo. They like chilling but are always hidings something. Usually something sad or depressive. Most Leos like Gaming and Anime... Leos usually love music. They do this to cure their sadness deep inside. Not many girls like Leos. Making their sadness worse. They hide their sadness by acting cool in fornt of friends and messing around and talking about memes or gaming. Leos are usually smart and funny, but shy. They can be very deep sometimes and they wonder about their existence a lot. Leos usually love anime and hate reading. Leos like being lazy and messy. They get mad at really specific ic things but they don’t really care about what others think.

If you are a Leo don’t take this as an offance. This is all just my opinion

by Theoppinionatedexplainer October 18, 2020

Leo

A Leo is a Leo. Leos usually make you laugh and want the best for you. They like gaming and anime. Leos usually listen to a lot of music to cure their sadness or pain they feel inside. not many girls like Leos. A Leo will be your friend and will stick to you if you do the same. Leos hide their saddens by messing around or telling jokes. A Leo is usually sensitive so be careful what you say to a Leo. A Leo can joke about anything. Some people lie that some find it offancive. A Leo will egt mad over spesific thing but will forgive you soon after. A Leo doesn’t really care about what people think of them. They usually dont care about school or work but they are smart. A Leo will take risk to impress you. A Leo sticks to a group but values every one of his friends. Find a Leo and tell me if they are like this :)

This is just my opinion. If your a Leo don’t get offended if this doesn’t mach you.

by Theoppinionatedexplainer October 18, 2020

Leo Gulible

Leo Gulible is the definition of a karen that always demands for the manager and drink milk from the carton. And obviously it comes with the annoying voice that gets VERY annoying as time goes by. Leo Gulible is what is descibed to be annoyingly kareny karen

I walked into the convenience stor to find a wild Leo Gulible in the distance. I saw the spieces targeting a 12 year old carrying a bag of doritoes. I the saw a manager being demmanded from it.

by ETchy68 October 19, 2020

leo trio

A group of 3 friends, it's able to expand into a Leo qaudrio or even a Leo pride depending how many Leos are with them at the time. Usually close friends who have complete banter and can do random shit together. All crazy in there own ways with ways to make each other laugh.

Guy 1: "Dude those people tackled over that man"

Guy 2? "that's the Leo trio for you"

"dude those people are so wasted and dressed as lions, meh Leo pride for you"

by leopridon October 16, 2013