"anal lamprey"

anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.

"The Chan-wars...begun they have."

George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan

by Pehn Nayme April 7, 2008

lamprecht

a very cut individual

a very defined human being

you are looking very cut today

lamprecht you are captain cutski.

by jrjrjrjrjr October 15, 2007

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!

the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

blueberry lamp

When you're doing someone with a lamp up your butttt, and a blueberry in your mouth!

Girl: What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Guy: I was thinking the blueberry lamp !
Girl: Sounds exciting!

by xxImCoolxx March 11, 2010

man lamp

When a man gets the tip of his penis surgically enlarged

Guy: Yea girl, I got a man lamp
Girl: Oh my! Let me suck it?

by Bluntbunter1 June 6, 2017

Smoking lamp

Another word for a bong.

Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”

You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?

by Banksysmalls June 11, 2018

The Lamplighter

When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.

That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.

by Droc the Bullx2 December 29, 2022