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Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.
My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.
by SomeItalian November 8, 2023
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Jewish State of Israel

A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.
Jewish State of Israel sucks a lot
by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023
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jewish

"Hes jewish"
by niggabuttsex69 December 27, 2023
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Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
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Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.
Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.
by DIENUM January 28, 2024
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Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
by Man dude guy May 3, 2023
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