jesse

a sexy burrito

"Oh dayum! i wanna eat that jesse."

by penisnipple June 5, 2009

new jersey

ommon misconceptions:
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,

man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH

NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works

man: im gonna go run into a pole now

by mykel.d2 June 6, 2005

Jersey

British island located north of France in the English Channel. Belongs to the Channel Islands together with Guernsey, Herm, Sark and Alderney. It has a population of about 90.000 including immigrants from Madeira/Portugal and some Polish.
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!

New Jersey was named after Jersey!! (check in your history books if you don't believe me)

by Cafedeparis July 16, 2008

jesse

a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid

-jesse's may change the world
- "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"

by Marina Avetisova January 12, 2008

Jersey City Style

With a pipe, usualy meaning that someone was hit with it.

"I beat that sucka Jersey city style"

by The Kyle January 15, 2005

New Jersey

A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.

I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Jensen Ackles

An incredibly beautiful talented actor, who deserves all the recognition for his work and his acting.

Known for his many roles in various films and tv shows such as Supernatural, Days Of Our Lives, My Bloody Valentine 3D and Smallville.

Jensen Ackles plays Dean Winchester on Supernatural.

Jensen is breathtaking in every way shape and form.

by spnfan September 24, 2011