Jayden

An absolute retarded and clumsy person who is only good at getting himself hurt all the time and making stupid decisions.

"Bro you're being retarded, don't be a Jayden!"

by YoungThuGaroonie May 6, 2023

Jayden

He likes balls, especially playing with them.
He is obsessed with shafts and loves to use them when he goes boating

Jayden loves to use his balls and shafts.

by Boblikestoes May 10, 2023

jayden

a obsessive annoying person

is that your friend jayden?
no! hes creepy!

by Lev123R May 15, 2023

jayden

he exists

jayden exists

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 17, 2023

Jaydening

Taking something someone said out of context to make them sound stupid.

Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"

by MC Supreme August 2, 2023

Jayden

Loyal, but a pain to anyone’s ass if He is mad or weird at night. He acts like he said nothing but at times he will admit he is creepy like Minecraft caves

Jayden is my brother

by #RedPandaLover August 12, 2023

Jayden

A super sexy man who has a humongous penis, he says the n word too much for a white man. he will fuck all night long and with his elephant trunk that cums like a horse, you can land a boeing 417 on his schlong with room to land 5 more. If you ever have sex with one they will make you pulsate in the pussy with their magnum p5 dick.

i want to jayden you girl

by anonymous September 5, 2023