cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth

got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw

by Weedteacher December 05, 2017

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jaws

something I want to put my balls in

balls jaws

by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme December 16, 2021

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Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.

"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"

by Micky Dolenz May 09, 2022

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banged his jaw

To get hit had by a certified roadman and get knocked out

"Bruv I banged his jaw this moist yutes jaw , he was on the floor cuz." He got hit and got knocked out

by Road man cuz December 01, 2016

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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

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