Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

Lauren+Jason

The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad

You heard about the new couple in school?

Yeah lauren+Jason their so cute tgt

by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 14, 2023

pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009

Jason Rothenberg

A silly ass bitch who needs to choke on his 1” dick

Man, fuck Jason Rothenberg, he’s such a little bitch

by THE HEAD AND THE FUCKIN HEART September 18, 2019

Jason Guo

Jason Guo is the embodiment of can't pull bitches if his life was on the line, he believes that flaunting his wealth will help him finally get laid , however he is probably cursed by god to be virgin for the rest of his life. A fat asian male that simps hard for girls to no avail.

person 1: dude i can't seem to get any bitches at all
person 2: God damn u really pulling a Jason Guo.

by Bacchus February 2, 2022