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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day
by junijixx07 January 24, 2022
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January 19

January 19 represents national kick your ex day this is a day you can kick your ex and get away with it.
Friend 1: Hey isn't january 19?
Friend 2: Yeah that means it is national kick your ex day.
by Random thoughts 009 January 1, 2022
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No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more
Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan
by FallieWagon November 22, 2018
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January 6

Friend: ”yesss today is January 6 you know what that means?”

Other friend: YASSSSS let’s go get chicken nuggets
by Alien GURL October 28, 2019
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january 22

feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.

either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.

happy birthday to aquarians!
“Ms, what date is it today?”
It’s January 22!”
by manggggaaa October 15, 2019
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january 4

people who love harry potter, have brown hair, do advanced math, and is a giant crackhead were born this day.
Person: My birthday is January 4!
Other person: Omg whats ur favorite hp character?
by tjh4 December 13, 2019
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January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!
January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick
by Big Daddy Sebas December 3, 2019
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