Jon

Someone that typically relies on other to carry him to victory.

That warzone player is a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

Jon mellor

A boring person

S/he is such a Jon mellor

by Bjlips2684 November 26, 2021

Jon

A simp

Man Jon is such a simp for Brittany

by Jonisasimp March 17, 2020

Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.

"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"

by Nick t October 13, 2022

Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.

I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Jon O

A coward who lies about eveything and anything . They also have people take test for them usually at the college level . They will bet on eveything but never bet !

“

Jon o what color is the grass?
“The grass is blue”

by MarkieMoe December 11, 2018

jon

jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.

“This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”

by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020