Jazz

An amazing women! Very aggressive but straight up. Confident and hardly ever wrong. Usually in love with a man named Jacob

Jazz the one who’s never wrong

by Theminsteoudity October 3, 2023

Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)

"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"

by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

jazz

sexy music for sexy time

You: Hey do you want to have sex?
Them: Will there be Jazz?
You: Of Course!
Them: Then take off your clothes

by cupboardboi May 1, 2022

jazz hug

euphemism for sex; derived from an animated version of the "hug" emoji 🤗, which appears to do "jazz hands" (waving hands back and forth rapidly)
Denotes a hug that is "jazzier" than a normal hug, and hugs are already quite close and intimate so the next step would logically be fornication

Those two seem pretty wrapped up in each other; they best watch out, they'll be giving each other the old "jazz hug" before long

by entity05 March 29, 2024

Jazz

The correct term for a Female Derrick is a Jazz.

Damn this chick is a total Jazz.

This potatoesque gameplay is so Jazz of you.

by faddishworm July 31, 2019

Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024