Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

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Blake is a very stupid person who is not good at math. He fails all of his math tests. He loves cats and dogs. He is not HANDSOME.

Wow, Blake failed his math test.

by fanboy12 August 3, 2019

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Blake Medina

Someone you definitely don't want to know let alone be friends with. Has the hair of golem from lord of the rings combined with a homeless John Wick. An unapologetically ugly soul with not even the slightest hint of class or wisdom.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go to that party in the crack house?
Guy 2: Who's going?
Guy 1: a bunch Blake Medinas
Guy 2: Fuck no man! I'll see you later.

by FuckY'allNastyAssNobodies August 4, 2019

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A funny, rude person, if you are friends with them they are very nice, this person is always attracted to one and one person only, and they are always loyal to them.
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“Look at that Blake, what a prick” “dude you don’t know him like I do”

by Larry82737229 September 1, 2019

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Blake's are usually very blonde with nearly white hair. They smoke cones every-night and love not party and destroy pussy. Blake is a dumb cunt but can be smart at times. Blake is one of the best friends to have.

Kath - "OMG Blake are you sure you're gonna have another line you already had 9 within the past hour?!"
Blake - "Nosh brudda, I still haven't snorted the coke yet"

by Snowman420 September 3, 2019

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