made of wood

Something that makes one board ie made of wood such as jury duty.

He was so made of wood at jury duty that branches started to sprout.

by Marcus Ronaldi January 13, 2006

Norwegian Wood

Norwegian music festival held in Oslo, see www.norwegianwood.no, known for the lolipop-incident with David Bowie.

I can't wait to go to Norwegian Wood this summer!

by Birger Stake October 3, 2004

diamond wood

An unsually firm erection, comparable to the hardness of diamonds, sometimes caused by Recreational use of Viagra.

"dude I had diamond wood for like, five hours after we went to that strip club."

by The swagenator April 16, 2008

wood pusher

the name forced by the name fruit booter

if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it

by fruitboot May 6, 2004

small wood

a term used to describe when a male has a small penis.

girl #1: i had sex with john last night
girl #2: how was it?
girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!

by dgdd;ljkpq38fhjsdf;lsdf February 17, 2008

Tiger Woods

(v). To fuck.

Tom: Dude, you're an ass hole.
Loki: And you're a drunk. A dumb drunk.
Tom: Yeah, well I just keyed your car the other day!
Loki: That was YOU!? Dan, dude. Now I don't feel so bad for Tiger Woodsing Betsy, on the day you two got married.
Tom: Wait, what?
Loki: *Is already running.*

by Loki the Red February 15, 2010

maple wood

When a girl covers a guy's dick in syrup and then gives him a blowjob. (See also penis pancake)

"My girlfriend gave me a maple wood the other night."

by theqster September 17, 2012