detroit's law

the compulsion that possesses the residents of detroit to repeatedly inform those around them that they are from detroit

"how do you know someone is from detroit? they let you know they're from detroit" (detroit's law)

by bloog the scholar February 12, 2025

detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it

My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good

by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017

Detroit firefly

Similar to a texas firefly, except done with a cigarello, as instead of being skinny and white it's big and black

"Mark hit me with a detroit firefly the other day at the skatepark"

by @iwannajerkofs8n November 28, 2021

Detroit Jacuzzi

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.

Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.

by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017

Detroit smeller

Liquor with jingle bells

Last night I got messed up on some detroit smellers

by Detroitbangers August 11, 2024

Detroit pinprick

Receving a Detroit pinprick is the same as getting shot, several times, in the chest or head...sometimes when it's not meant to be lethal...the dick.

Tyler: Dude I just saw Jim hittin on your girl, wat daya want to do bout it?
Shane: get my gun we're gonna give him a Detroit Pinprick.

by willfred674847484 January 15, 2011

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 03, 2024