Detroit Jellybean

When you try to puff the butt of a cigarette and accidentally inhale it, thus chewing on a shitty jellybean

Guy: Dude hurry, our smoke break is almost up.

Dude: I just had a Detroit Jellybean, we’re good.

by Cheerio_Thief September 6, 2020

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.

Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping

Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again

by Yomommablack March 19, 2017

detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

by Mr Miso December 4, 2022

detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.

"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."

by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017

Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.

Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."

by Portuzil January 7, 2024