I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm game

Means u r up for whatever that is asked

Guy 1: Wanna go to the club?
Guy 2: I'm game

by S_I_X aka Toine April 28, 2004

i'm a producer

a 12 year old boy that downloaded garageband and makes "music" with loops

12 year old: "i'm a producer"
normal person: no you aren't

by big boy gang March 23, 2019

I'm Keished

high asf, or get caught lacking

"Mr. Syvertsen I'm Keishedddddddd"
"Bro I was keished after that blunt"

by bigniggie9669 December 4, 2018

i'm simply not there

this is a refrence to american psycho its discribing how hes dead inside.

- i'm simply not there.
- jeez how dead inside are you?

by sticked_chair_man May 5, 2022