National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.

I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole

by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020

Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.

Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight

by Peptic June 6, 2020

Big Hippo

The name of a certain special mate we all know and love.

F:"Hey, Big Hippo"
BH: "Wassup!"

by Big Dum Hippo September 26, 2020

Spicy hippo

You know a hippo that’s mad spicy

Jake- have u seen that hippo on tv
Marty- ya that was a spicy hippo bro

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice

Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020