Heaven

A place made up by christians so that they may threaten they're offspring into behaving and taking punishment.

Mom said I'm not gonna get into heaven

"Your not getting into heaven!!!" -mom

by God Themself October 11, 2020

Mother of Heaven

A messenger deity that comes down to earth in the form of a celestial bird.

The Mother of Heaven proclaimed a villager as the chosen one, claiming that they would rule the village at adulthood.

by Krmailence May 21, 2024

NPC Heaven

Where NPC's who kill the player go to.

Those damn skeleton-wheel things, I bet there's a lot of them in NPC Heaven.

by Eldeirun February 16, 2024

Hotel Heaven

discord server for the most sus humans to exist

hey would you send me a link to Hotel Heaven?

by urban-nerd May 14, 2021

miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Heaven

Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life

Heaven is pretty asf

by Tiana ross January 12, 2019

pussy heaven

Where the pussy that a guy named Daniel fucked goes and where pussy cats go

That pussy went to pussy heaven.!!

by Realnigga84 December 8, 2022