Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"

Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.

by J-Rawk October 8, 2009

Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl March 4, 2016

Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018

Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.

Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!

by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

ham/vag

filesystem description for defining the lower regional area of Ham's subspace. All who enter here are never to return.

goddamn, thats another friend i lost to the ham/vag

by hodebbwuagh June 19, 2010