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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020
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Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
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goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013
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Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere
How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.
by Goose.realm March 1, 2019
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Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.
Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.
by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019
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