Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

culture goblin

it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture

yea emma is a culture goblin, she hates blsck peoole but loves rap music

by Funniez July 8, 2023

Glizzy goblin

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).

“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

by Chedddddddddddd July 16, 2023

Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023

Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021