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garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
by Ang Dax May 10, 2024
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garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.
by jpraxis December 2, 2010
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garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.
Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.
by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017
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Teckno Garbage

A bunch of technical or scientific words and terms that mean nothing to the average person.
there was not much information on what I wanted to know and most of what I did find was teckno garbage.
by Mathew W April 8, 2008
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garbage

A card game played by American children which is both easy to understand and incredibly frustrating, especially when you are challenged to a game every 2 minutes.
*best whiny american accent* Hey! You wanna play garbage?
by LiNx_lAd September 3, 2016
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garbage fire

Equifax is a complete garbage fire. They are going to get hacked again because their management and executive team is a bunch of idiots
by nativistspeaker September 22, 2022
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