play the ghost 

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.

"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."

play the ghost by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009

sheet lifting jammie ghost 

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

sheet lifting jammie ghost by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

Adi the ghost 

I was having a zoom sleepover with my friend. She got a message on Snapchat and it was some random chain mail. It was about a ghost boy who killed people. we laughed it off and went on with our sleepover. A few days later she died, I told the police about the snap. they laughed at me. I regret laughing it off. DO NOT READ ANYTHING YOU GET ON SNAPCHAT!

1# person DID U HEAR ABOUT ADI THE GHOST?
2# person YEA HES FREAKING SCARY

Adi the ghost by SourPatchKid69 April 23, 2020

hop on ghost recon 

Rough gay anal sex involving two to four people of the same gender.

hey bro wanna hop on ghost recon
yea

hop on ghost recon by satellaview July 1, 2021

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost 

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.

You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"

Ghost Semen by _Darth_Vader_ July 4, 2011

Ghost Turd 

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

Ghost Turd by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014