Funk

Funk a word used by kids under 13 to say fuck.

FUNK YOU

Hey wanna Funk?

by thombas1731 March 3, 2021

Funk

when you mean to say fuck but you somehow manage to squeeze an n into it

guy: funk you
guy 2: fuck you

by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 25, 2016

funk-fliggety

a sarcastic way of saying somethings cool

A:yo i'm enterin in that dj competition tonight.
B: oh thats real funk-fliggety of you.

by Darryl Brown December 28, 2004

funk-bite

1. The pungent aroma that arises from ones sneakers.

2. Foul breath.

Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.

Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.

by J-1 +Automatic April 7, 2008

funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.

What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?

by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016