by vengeance2133 August 18, 2007
An Asian pony is an Asian man that is sexually submissive and let’s you ride him with total control.
An example of an Asian pony is an Asian middle-aged man that works in tech named Alex Mac.
“I rode my Asian pony last night!”
“My Asian pony is so sweet!”
“Alex Mac is my Asian pony!”
“Ever have an Asian pony?”
“I rode my Asian pony last night!”
“My Asian pony is so sweet!”
“Alex Mac is my Asian pony!”
“Ever have an Asian pony?”
by A n n i e October 30, 2019
by Dr. Big Junk September 29, 2008
pony sauce is the secretion from a newt, causing you to trip really hard. it originates from a man who was stuck in the desert and was only eating lizards. he then began to trip and somehow wandered back to his home. when his kids asked him what was wrong he said, "never eat the PONY SAUCE."
by tripod kitty May 06, 2005
a variation on the donkey punch.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash - or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner's head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
"I dislocated my shoulder the other day, but I didn't want to NOT abuse my girlfriend, so I gave her the show pony."
by whiteywhiteness July 07, 2009
*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."
by senior jota December 23, 2020